Ima start- I have an interest in both kidcore and Lolita ~(NOT THE BOOK, ITS A JAPANESE FASHION TREND)~ Fashion. I always wanted to combine the two to get this pastel, simple but kiddish style. Lots of baby blues and pinks, A whole lot of overalls and pig tails. Just cutesy and innocent :D It’s like Kidcore but minus the Lego brick color themes. I’d probably call it uhhhh… I think Teenybopper would be cute!
(Please refrain from insulting me in the comments thank you- I’m hella slow and sometimes may not choose the right words when typing. Thank you w)
I would be happier if plastic surgery, instead of always being aimed at making people closer to all the same, was used to make us look different. Elf ears, horns, tails, big noses, different shaped faces, neanderthal brow lines, creative changes. That is the style I’d like to see happen.
Also, since I’m in Florida, fancy parasols.
AW HELL YEA IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE LMAOO. The day they figure out how to connect a tail to my Tailbone and have it be functional is the day I can finally die in peace. I aint dyin till I get that tail!
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Those loose, light clothes that people in middle-eastern cultures still wear as traditional clothing. There is a reason they came up with those when they did. Elsewhere in this thread another peep was complaining that men don’t get to show enough skin and specifically citing heat as the reason this annoyed them. I say fool. Showing skin will not save you from the heat, especially as climate change continues to cook the planet. It will, in fact, make it worse.
If we are to survive being cooked alive by the sun, we will need to cover up, as the people who inhabited arid-and-extremely-hot places for centuries have done.
Actually, since the Dune series got an injection of popularity with non sci-fi nerds thanks to the Denis Villeneuve films –
– We could call it “Fremencore”. Integrate some futuristic aesthetic influences so people don’t think it’s cultural appropriation.
Business Flambouyant
Take your business casual fit. Make the khakis skin tight and stretch them up around your waist, maybe add in a horrible sash akin to a novelty tie. Widen the sleeves of the shirt, make em a bit poofier without going full swashbuckler. Widen the collar. Make the toes of the loafers a bit pointier, and give the heels a good inch of platform. When outdoors, a diagonal hat is optional.
I want it to be super cool to wear really old but well maintained clothes…
I want people to be all like “oh sorry, this is only 3 years old, I had nothing older to wear”
End the “color of the month” crap and all the hot fashion trends
I do believe there is a niche of people into that. Though my view might be skewed by The Algorithm :tm: knowing I like vintage fashion.
My youtube shorts recs are full of chicks trying on their grandmother’s old and well-kept clothes from the 50s~70s.
For a bit of non-traditional men’s fashion, I want a a cape/cloak made of nice cotton, one that is swooping with clean lines. You can wrap it around you for a bit of warmth on a brisk day, or let it hang open for a breeze.
You can have informal, casual ones for out and about, or formal ones that have a rigid collar and can be affixed in front like a traditional jacket.
They’re comfy, protect your skin from sun damage, can be worn in layers, and if you’re in a pinch for tourniquet cloth, plenty of fabric!
Go back to weekly baths and wear the same outfit every day without washing. Would benefit the environment, reduce slave labor in the fashion industry, and keep people away from me.
Thats already a style. Its called Depression+Horrible sleep schedual
Power Hatting.
The style is expressed by trying to have the most powerful hat; by which I mean the most big, intimidating, unwieldy monstrosity of a hat possible. One that’s so big and complicated that you can barely hold your head up and might even need shoulder bracing.
The purpose is to invent a fad that is hilariously stupid to watch people try and follow so that I can point and the laugh at them all the way to the bank. Because fashion is stupid, and money is useful.
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We should bring back tricorns, I just think they are neat.
Can I make t-shirts + shorts + flip flops become a new formal wear if it’s fashionable enough?
As for something more fashion-y, for men, I’d make something with lots of freedom of movement, aesthetics as pure afterthought. I hate stuff that shows my belly whenever my arms go up or legwear that won’t let me sit, crouch, stretch or anything without feeling like my fat ass can rip the fabric at any time.
A trend that is focused on turquoise and teal colours, maybe mixed with white to represent sea foam. I would call it “Neptunian” relating to the Roman god of the ocean! 🐚
Mens formalwear needs a complete overhaul. Lapels and ties change width, but a suit is a suit is a suit and has largely been unchanged for decades.
I don’t know what to call a change I’d like to see, something different.
There are Japanese street coats with wide, tall collars that are almost hoods:
Some formal equivalent of that?
Aw fuck yea
I’m all for the eradication of formal wear. It only exists to reinforce the class divide. Well that and to make a bunch of assholes a lot of money.
Men’s formal wear is already dying. Outside of some sales roles, no one wears a suit any more.
So happy to see Tim Walz campaign without a tie(!)
With increasing temps less wool, more short pants with long socks, coats replaced with lighter material sweaters and jackets, and please some hat option other than baseball cap or newsie.
We’re bringin’ back capes and cloaks.
To prevent the obvious reference, the trend will be called, “‘No capes’ only applies to superheroes.”
MY AUTISTIC ASS WOULD LOVE THIS
Be the change you want to see in the world
Bring back short shorts for guys. I’m sorry about the occasional accidental testicle shot, but they are very comfortable and not always gay.
I have an old, ripped up pair of work pants I use to do outdoor work like mowing the lawn. About a month ago a new rip appeared at the base of my buttocks that I didn’t really notice until one day I went to mow sans underwear. Lemme tell ya, the brief breezes of cool air that would get me right in the nethers was so refreshing. Like drinking from a crystal clear and cool mountain stream, except with my balls.
So if not short-shorts, perhaps some expertly tailored pants with breathable mesh in specific areas? or kilts? kilts would work great 👌
80’s horror movie hunk chic
I assume that that’s what you had in mind, as hitting Kagi for “short shorts”, “hunk”, and “80s horror movie” consistently turned this movie up.
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN NOT KNOWING THIS.
Damn it- now i gotta spend the next 30 minutes gushing and fangirling about it >:(
Imagine how much range of motion he has!
This is my main beef with men’s fashion. Men naturally stay hotter than women, but they get all the revealing clothing and thin fabrics. Maybe I need booty shorts and a crop top while mowing in 90 degree heat. Why is it always baggy basketball shorts and beefy t’s unless you want to do $80 at lulu lemon
Be the change you wanna see, king.
insert Gus from breaking bad meme
Me to my wife:
Top text: You wear my clothes
Bottom text: I wear your clothes. We are not the same
Using a real life photo rather than a Stable Diffusion mockup, as it’s an existing style:
Men need to acknowledge the power of their legs and do it fast before I SNAP. Too many dudes just be like “Oh nah- its too gay” and fucking seal em off, thus ending the days of Leg appreciation./hj
fetch
Fetch sounds streets ahead.
It’s never going to happen.
More context, for the uninitiated?
still looks confused
searches
Ah, okay, not a style, but a decade-old meme that I hadn’t run into?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/stop-trying-to-make-fetch-happen
It’s from the movie, Mean Gurls.
Lacey Chabert is a Cajun mega-babe.