What’s its name? Nobody has a gun like that and doesn’t give it a name.
Meh, I’ve had a good… Fair… Adequate… I’ve had a run.
It turns out the Republicans were the real Red Scare all along.
He’s like a slug with delusions of humanity.
Because scientific journals are paywalled - gibberish on Reddit is free*.
*Content is free unless you get caught and sued.
Yeah but at least we limit ours to small scale atrocities committed by civilians, and not all-out civil war. And proxy wars. And not-a-war-wars. And helping others with their own wars genocides.
Fuck. Nevermind I guess.
Oh there’s plenty of paper and non-paper out there to do the same damage. Ever cut yourself on cardboard? How about those plastic straps they put around heavy boxes and packages? Or my personal favorite, splinters and burrs. Glass, rock, metal, sheets of plastic - anything thin will do if you hit it at just the right angle. It’s a tossup as to which bonus location is worse, under the fingernail or across the finger webbing. Or if you’re REALLY unlucky, the eye. a scratched cornea is no joke. Wear your safety glasses kids.
Today on “games I’ll never play”…
Yeah I know. We live in hell.
Going to school in a hurricane-prone state? That sounds like a great idea!
Seriously I refuse to live anywhere that wouldn’t remain well above sea level even if you melted every ice crystal on earth. If the universe wants to natural disaster me to death it’s gonna have to go the extra million miles and drop an asteroid on me.
Okay this is easy if you’re an American. Whichever one’s the cheapest, unless it’s an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That’s it.
Alternate titles include…
Sometimes it’s a solution in search of a problem. Usually that’ll be some startup that really wants Google (or somebody) to either buy them out or shovel millions of venture capital money at them. VC that would be better used for anything that housing homeless people, feeding the hungry, or hell just burning to stay warm.
Nah it’s cool, I’ve got a lawn chair and a bottle of whiskey set aside for the end of the world.
I thought “gun” was party of the tri.
Meh, derivative.