supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 5 hours agoWomen are already sexy, but if they turn out in historic levels to destroy Trump they will somehow become even sexierplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1338arrow-down158
arrow-up1280arrow-down1message-squareWomen are already sexy, but if they turn out in historic levels to destroy Trump they will somehow become even sexierplus-squaresupersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 5 hours agomessage-square50fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down111
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 8 hours agomessage-square27fedilink
sho@ani.socialEnglish · 4 hours agoMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down14
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaresho@ani.socialEnglish · 4 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
JamesStallion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agoWe should have elections with no candidates.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down117
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareWe should have elections with no candidates.plus-squareJamesStallion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square29fedilink
Dragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · 11 hours agoPeople who think the past is better would probably be racist against the past if time travel were inventedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down112
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squarePeople who think the past is better would probably be racist against the past if time travel were inventedplus-squareDragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agoHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comexternal-linkmessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1390arrow-down134
arrow-up1356arrow-down1external-linkHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comfuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square61fedilink
ContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agoWhenever I see someone walking around in clothes with big, visible branding, I can’t help but think they paid a fortune to wear an advertisement.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1493arrow-down123
arrow-up1470arrow-down1message-squareWhenever I see someone walking around in clothes with big, visible branding, I can’t help but think they paid a fortune to wear an advertisement.plus-squareContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square77fedilink
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 3 days agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square272fedilinkarrow-up1885arrow-down1134
arrow-up1751arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml · 3 days agomessage-square272fedilink
tunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agoLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1227arrow-down13
arrow-up1224arrow-down1message-squareLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaretunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square34fedilink
The_Downward_Spiral@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMellencamp was right: "Life goes on...long after the thrill of livin' is gone."message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down16
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squareMellencamp was right: "Life goes on...long after the thrill of livin' is gone."The_Downward_Spiral@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square11fedilink
apocalypticat@lemmy.world · 2 days agoCouscous is the glitter of foods.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down13
arrow-up177arrow-down1message-squareCouscous is the glitter of foods.plus-squareapocalypticat@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square22fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-22 days agoIn the 1988 film Big, the character Susan takes part in child grooming, when she pursues a relationship with Josh.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down115
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareIn the 1988 film Big, the character Susan takes part in child grooming, when she pursues a relationship with Josh.plus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square17fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMaybe the concept of nothing does not exist. Maybe the fabric of Spacetime is always there.message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down16
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareMaybe the concept of nothing does not exist. Maybe the fabric of Spacetime is always there.future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square15fedilink
CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.workEnglish · 1 day ago"Boner" is a good word for a reanimated skeleton or a decoration of such.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down15
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-square"Boner" is a good word for a reanimated skeleton or a decoration of such.plus-squareCrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.workEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square6fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 3 days agoYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down114
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square30fedilink
fubo@lemmy.world · 3 days agoTrumpism is just Scientology done as politics instead of religion.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1269arrow-down112
arrow-up1257arrow-down1message-squareTrumpism is just Scientology done as politics instead of religion.fubo@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square18fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 4 days agoIf reality worked the way hiring managers and job interviews thought it did companies would have to fire everyone when they purchased new software since no one would have any experience using it.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1336arrow-down17
arrow-up1329arrow-down1message-squareIf reality worked the way hiring managers and job interviews thought it did companies would have to fire everyone when they purchased new software since no one would have any experience using it.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square27fedilink
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-24 days agoMetal is plastic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down112
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareMetal is plastic.plus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square16fedilink
Teppichbrand@feddit.org · 2 days agoScreenshots of texts from other social media are pretty boomer-ishplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down124
arrow-up1-10arrow-down1message-squareScreenshots of texts from other social media are pretty boomer-ishplus-squareTeppichbrand@feddit.org · 2 days agomessage-square15fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 5 days agoI can imagine the "will you be using the mobile app?" question to get cheaper food is going to devolve into the Mark of the Beast and someday no one will be able to buy anything without using the appsmessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down120
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareI can imagine the "will you be using the mobile app?" question to get cheaper food is going to devolve into the Mark of the Beast and someday no one will be able to buy anything without using the appsivonalanna@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square28fedilink