Gale from Breaking Bad. He was just a geek earning a living and when Jesse went to him at his front door and he said “you don’t have to do this” and BLAM. It really bothered me.

The snake eats its tail and it all degenerates into slop. Happy coding!

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Seems like the games are being manipulated. Seems a little glitchy with some weird calls being made these days.

Whenever I say this, people think I’m insane. “You think this is all rigged!?” they say. Not rigged per se, but the nfl as a whole has a huge financial incentive to have their large market teams and star personalities on the biggest stage. They craft a narrative and would prefer it to play out that way. I’m not suggesting it’s professional wrestling, but I have a strong hunch that officials are “indirectly” incentivized to put their thumb on the scale. The players are real, the sport is real, but the league will absolutely nudge things in their direction. The Kelce/Swift show being the biggest recent example; viewership went way up and a lot of people took that to the bank. It all just fit together too well.

If it’s a family member or loved one who commits a crime, they’re “misguided” or “have a good heart”.

Something something AI

Smokin’ Ed’s Unique Garlique. Garlic makes everything better, and this sauce is both tasty and really hot at the same time.

Rename it the “I’m enshittifying in the name of bullshit trends and shareholder value” button

lol

wat

See: girl with trump face tattoo at the top of this thread.

What you need, my friend, is a slump buster. Casual sex with a woman you otherwise wouldn’t be interested in. I don’t know if it’s a sixth (or 7th or 8th) sense that women have, but they can tell if you’ve gotten any recently. If you have, it makes you more desirable. Alternatively, a good wank before going out in public, but that’s not nearly as effective. I ended many droughts with a slump buster back in my single days.

I’ve been approached by a woman exactly one time. We’ve now been married for 21 years.

Yeah but my joke…

Since they’ll be behind the Switch 2 by one version number, they’re going to call this console the “Xbox Go 360”.

Ok, I don’t feel so bad now. Your obsession goes WAY beyond mine. But I need to go throw out my blue bulb 🤢

He’d be a hero who got fucked by tariffs. Instead he’s a villain who got fucked by tariffs.

In an alternate universe where the world is logical, insurrections are terrorism and firebombing teslas is patriotism.

I used to do that, but I’m wondering if that was part of me developing my current condition.

I’m picturing that Pablo Escobar Narcos meme