• Uli@sopuli.xyz
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    1 year ago

    The hydraulic press isn’t real. The hydraulic press isn’t real. The hydraulic press isn’t real.

    But how do I know these words?

    • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 year ago

      These words you utter invoke a painful sensation that move from the top of your head down to the tip of your toeless foot. A huge feeling of despair got hold of you. You just know you are paying for past sins commited. sins so grave that you’ve been doomed to be crushed for eternity and beyond. The sin of Putting pineapple on pizza.