He’s unemployed, autistic, spends his free time configuring Linux distros, doomscrolling and falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes. You won’t believe how he met his wife!
Wait, but how did you meet your wife though?
I too choose this guy’s wife.
I asked for her number in a night club, she was the bartender.
How long can one person avoid yard work? The answer will shock you.
3 weeks so far lol. I’ll probably have to finally mow next week before it gets unmanageable.
She Put 26 Years Into A Relationship In Exchange For A Mountain Of Debt, And Now He’s Throwing Things At Her!
Man waits 3 months to see his girlfriend, you won’t believe what happens next!
She was out of town for work for a couple of months, we saw each other one time since she got back. Then before we could see eachother again, she came down with COVID and I got fucking pneumonia. So we have to wait a bit before seeing each other until we’re both healthy.
Man goes to memorial service and learns coworker’s shocking secret!
Do tell
My stepmom’s mom died, I found out my coworker sings in her church’s choir.
If you knew him, you’d be shocked too.
This is just how the click baits turn out too
Hey shitty news sites! I’m accepting bids for part time click bait writing!
Chaos Condo in Manila: Yowling cat, BDSM couple and Nose Job Woes Shake Up Quiet Night.
I am not kidding. Life is strange sometimes.
Also across the hall there is a phone that rings for 10 full minutes, every day.
And the aircon smells like mold.
And the windows are stuck shut.
And the bathroom smells a bit like sewer.
Sorry, got on a roll there.
This reads like the lyrics to a Godspeed You! Black Emperor song. Like a more depressing Dead Flag Blues.
Okay, I’m hooked, I have to know the non-clickbait story
101 mistakes to avoid if you wanna reach 30
me, reading: oh no… oh no!
“Clueless old man tries the cloud.”
“Which programming language will kill you the fastest? One man searches for the answer.”
Assembly.
Might I refer you to Brainfuck, or perhaps Whitespace?
How Is This Mentally Ill Single Millenial Holding Down Two Jobs and Crunching Through Debt Payments? The Answer Will Shock Most Americans!
(the answer is I am a lucky bitch whose main employer fucks up just about everything except they provide premium health insurance I can afford to pay for and pay copays for, and this has been drastically improving my life)
Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)
All I know is that it would be a headline from The Onion.
Millennials are killing the idea of retirement!
Waiting for help, this shocking new treatment might be just what was needed!
You Won’t Believe This Guy’s Crazy Knife Collection!