This would be very funny if it weren’t true.

De-educating the populace has been a plan for decades. This is nothing new.

renounce

Excellent, thank you for posting sources and being a generally excellent human.

This is the way. I’ve used a purse for years and it is so much better.

He’s taking the fluoride out of fluorida

I’m so happy that I sunk a lot of money into other currencies a few months ago.

Adipose exceptionalism, tired and broken down.

Incoherence is an admirable trait in the newly inebriated, but not as celebrated in comments on the Internet. I suppose.

Yes. I do not believe there is any chance whatsoever to make America great again, as we were 1 year ago.

Hey, someone has to provide shade for poor people.

Mate, re-read what you wrote.

There can be only one CaptPretentious.

While I hate Trump as much as the next guy, this has been brewing for literal decades. And of course Trump is making a serious catastrophe worse too.

That explains why you never have any money to pay me back, man.

I jiggle my mouse every 5 minutes.

What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

I lasted about half an episode when I realized they were directly making fun of me and my friends in a pretty horrific way.

True.