• stembolts@programming.dev
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      6 months ago

      I nominate fartographer for presledent.

      Presldent is a lil different than president because you get no power. But you get a sash and you become the commander in chief of an army of 19 slugs and 1 real angry duck.

      ALL HAIL PRESLDENT ELECT FARTOGRAPHER.

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        6 months ago

        Thank you!

        For my first act as presledent, I’m gonna lick all these snails and wait for a brain parasite! For my Vase presledent, I choose the angry duck. Also, we’re married now. The duck is my wife and she’s still angry.

        A vote for me is a vote!