Trans women are hot, in case that reads as though the shame is correct. It’s not.

That’s the most woke toxic masculinity ever. Good job?

Edit: apparently it’s not and I’m completely wrong. I’d like to apologize but I’m not sure which part was offensive. Probably the whole thing. I’m just gonna shut up now.

Just a friendly reminder that Philips continued manufacturing CPAPs with a sound dampening foam after learning that the foam caused lung cancer. They covered this up for years and killed/ruined the lives of a number of their customers.

Even after the coverup was discovered, the Dutch government determined that they were dragging their feet on their recall affecting millions of customers. The government also accused Philips of a pattern of not taking recalls seriously.

Sorry for referencing this garbage website, but they’re one of the most comprehensive sources of how ghoulishly Philips treated the discovery that they were harming and killing vulnerable customers.

They’ll do it all for it. So that you can take that cookie.

And stick it up your yeah.
Stick it up your yeah.
Stick it up your yeah.
Stick it up your.

If you’re not already familiar with the turn-of-the-millennium artistic stylings of Limp Bizkit and Fred Durst’s Spring Break anthem… Well, keep it that way. No use in getting these songs stuck in your head now.

Zis is ekselent vork. I kan se zis adopshon vil be ezi and fun. Ve vil rekwir zat al users vil hav fun.

Ick live in dick

Define “loved ones.” Some relatives who I used to respect did vote for this.

Whoa whoa whoa. I might be in Texas, but I certainly didn’t vote for this administration. Yes, I have boots and yes I use the straps to pull up my boots, but I also recognize and vocalize that no one can pull themselves up by their bootstraps and furthermore that some people can’t even afford boots.

Wish for something more localized, like bigot-eating wolves or racist-seeking lightning.

You’re not wrong. People tend to tune me out when I speak that formally, and I made a decision a long time ago to always write how I speak.

That being said, you should hear my corrected version of Land of Confusion.

This is the world in which we live
And these are the names you’ve given us

Poor people deserve bad customer service, too!

Pope Yippee ki-yay

It’s rather apparent that you composed this comment without AI. Guess I’ll have to give that pay raise to myself again…

Jesus. You really chose to swing for the fences and bludgeoned a grandmother to death instead.

Huh, I’d really love to pick your brain on what you mean by that. My mental illnesses led to distorted realities which led to suicide attempts, so I’d argue that escapism was antithetical to my survival.

For serious, though, if you’re comfortable and care to share, feel free to dm me. I’m always interested in how others overcome and survive.

Yes, but when they get hurt, it’s their fault cuz they’re poor. But us middle-class people are good innocent people because we can afford enough amenities that escapism isn’t required for survival.

Huh, it’s almost like people who try to destroy the world are weird and shitty. I’m mostly surprised that anyone else is surprised.

Not really that big of a deal (/s), it’s far from the first time that they’ve demolished swaths of homes to ensure the Palestinians have nowhere to live once they won an appeal to regain their land.

I done seen them doing it with my own eyeballs.

It’s atrocious, for sure, but it’s far from unexpected. I’m glad lights are still being shone on this fuckery.

“Always never wasn’t”

I’m 100% sure they’re going to do it either way. This ruling is just too determine if he’s gonna say, “it’s legal, it beautiful, the supreme court said I can do it,” or if he’s gonna say, “the president can do whatever he wants and I’m just declassifying these to doge”

Unconstitutional, eh?

- Trump lawyer while rubbing their hands and salivating

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Eta: that was less exciting than I expected