What, you don’t like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!
What, you don’t like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!
Damn, the shooter took that bullet casing to the face pretty well
Is it eating a pork rind?
Showering is very difficult with broken hands.
My mom is finally cancer free! Also, my best friend of 20 years might move to the city I live in :)
That is bizarre! Do you think she might have weird stomach acid production? Like, maybe she uses the string to evacuate some sort of gross stomach fluid? I am going to lose sleep over this
Thank you, kind stranger!
Divorce her immediately.
The Shining, then Practical Magic
Yes, but, what about a Good Cat With a Gun? Endless lives could be saved!
The lyrics support this.
Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin’ Heya, yippie yi yo And everybody havin’ a ball Huh, huh, yippie yi yo I tell the fellas start the name callin’ Yippie yi yo And the girls respond to the call I heard a woman shout out Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?
Lol the account is minutes, maybe hours old. What a silly little troll
GRRRRRRUBHUB! VS! TACO BELL! BEGIN!
“But we don’t allow people to drink-drive, yet we keep putting them up in aircraft at 33,000ft.”
Aaah, so the problem is drunk pilots. I can get behind a two-drink maximum for flying a plane. Although, in “Flight” the guy flew a plane upside down hammered…so maybe it should be a two-drink minimum to get maximum innovation.
ETA: I prob should have added /s
I fell for it and was momentarily outraged. Goke’s on me.
“You miss every shot you don’t take!” or similar. It’s useless, makes no sense, and is disrespectful to yourself and others.
Which is why I love saying it to pricks at work.
My work cafeteria sells fish and chips but they are nowhere near as good as Fish and Chips :(
I know it wouldn’t slap the same on Lemmy, but that is a user account I miss deeply.
I know there is a community for fine sticks, is there a fine rock one somewhere in Lemmy?
That pronunciation always drives me wild! it only makes sense to call it data.