NataliePortland

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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Dude I appreciate the message and the intention to consume less, but we the common folk are not the ones flying private jets and producing 50% more food than we eat. The rich are always going to try and put the onus of climate change action on us. They will tell us to use better light bulbs and use paper straws while refusing to make meaningful legislation. They will cut off private cars from Paris and short commercial flights while allowing the rich to rent limousines and charter private jets.

    They’re going to have us eating bugs while they eat the last living cow. Don’t buy into this nonsense.



  • This comment sounds like it was written by a robot that cannot taste peanut butter.

    Peanut butter is absolutely amazing. It’s creamy rich flavorful deliciousness. I really don’t know what this robot means by “peanut butter sandwich, optionally with jam”. That’s an insane sentence to read. What Eldrich Horror from beyond put those words together? It’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jelly. It’s jelly, not jam, it’s NOT optional (otherwise it’s not a sandwich is it?! It’s just peanut butter on bread) it’s so common and beloved that it even has a nickname: PB&J

    It’s amazing with a banana or many different fruits and pastries and milkshakes and sauces and just with crackers. Sometimes you open a new jar and just eat that first bite with a spoon before anyone else can because everyone knows that first bite tastes the best. Sometimes it’s sugary like Jif which is great and sometimes it’s not sugary like Adams and you have to stir it nuts it’s still great and sometimes the store has a machine that just grinds the nuts and you catch it in a plastic container and that’s great too.

    It’s peanuts! Ground up into a paste! AND I LOVE IT!