Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Woah. Easy, fella
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.
It’s obviously superior to FAT31
I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)
I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.
How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?
Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
I love the German language. I’m sure they have a word for “why waste time creating new words when combining some old words will do.”
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