

Ok…why not just register https://www.luigimangione.info
Am I the only one who’s hearing someone withdraw money from the ATM machine?
Ok…why not just register https://www.luigimangione.info
Am I the only one who’s hearing someone withdraw money from the ATM machine?
See, I don’t know where I fall on this list. Because I’m angry everyday, but I’m also pretty stupid. Then I see how stupid OTHER people are.
Like I’m over here wondering if the universe is infinate, how is it expanding? Doesn’t that negate the concept of it being infinite? Or, if it’s not infinite, but it is expanding, doesn’t that suggest that the galaxy is, in perspective, very very young? We’ve found other planets that can support life. We have no evidence that life is on those planets. I’m willing to bet there IS life on those planets. It may be microscopic, and maybe it’s still in the water, but I bet it’s there. Which then raises the obvious question which we have no way in our lifetimes to accurately answer. Will those planets generate a naturally evolved set of humans completely unrelated to earths humans? I mean, logic says no, right? Theres so many variables, that they would evolve to cater to the needs of their planet. Right?
Then I see guys get on the bus, and rummage through the trash can, and yell “WHY DOESN’T ANYONE THROW OUT GOLD OR DIAMONDS, OR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS???”
That is a true story. I saw that.
And I wonder to myself, am I as stupid as I think? Is the whole scale slanted? I feel smarter than those around me…but I also feel like those around me are a few brain cells away from being medically classified as mentally retarded. So it doesn’t feel like I’ve cleared an especially high hurdle there.
But we all know the government lies to us. If they DO know of another life form out there, would they even tell us? I don’t think so. That makes me angry, because I know we don’t have the technology to visit those planets. They’re hundreds of light years away.
So realistically, we would have to start development on a transportation method that travels hundreds of thousands times faster than the speed of light to be able to get there with any realistic time frames. Nobody is going to sit on a space ship traveling for 4 years straight. But that kind of speed in an astroid filled space, with rocks just floating about? You’d have no ability to fly that fast. Any crash would be lethal, and it would happen virtually instantly if you’re traveling like 400,000x the speed of light.
So what did we do before here on earth when traveling long dangerous distances? We built permanent solutions that are still in place today, hundreds of years later. Train tracks!
YES!!! LETS BUILD BULLET SPACE TRAINS!!! AWWWW YEAH!!!
In space, nobody can hear you choo choo motherfucker!
Mbin, piefed, Lemmy…wherever.
Wait, I thought he was the guy who had the woflds most punchable face…
Please…show this to The Onion. Let The Onion post some updates…it’s their ultimate wet fantasy.
10 years? More like 200 years!
I’m going to use this on my neice this summer!
Hehehehe, I hope I remember this 5 months from now.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of this Ohio Buckeyes championship!!!
In other news, Lake Erie is still haunted by ghost pirates that nobody cares about.
Ack! He grabs me by the bush??? Bad touch! Bad touch!
…I’m out of the loop here. Elaborate on “stupid shit”.
I feel like there’s some article here I’m not seeing here.
Pez never went anywhere. The thing is though, I just looked at my pez the other week. The ones still on sale (as of a few months ago when I bought these) contain red dye #3.
That shit’ll give ya cancer.
So those pez will just never be opened.
I must have missed Mama. I know the rest. Kinda weird that you didn’t include tripod, angelfire, or talk city. Or message boards. I mean, Lemmy and reddit are essentially just message boards on steroids, but there used to be ACTUAL message boards.
Ah yes. A userbase of 45 global users, all of whom are argueing over linux distros, and none of them will speak one word when a woman walks into the room.
Ok, here’s how it works. You and me, we’re going to care for each other, and be there for each other, and support each others dreams, and hug each other, and have wild kinky sex!
What? You too are also male?
disappears into the bush homer simpson style
…wait, that bush thing could be taken out of context…
GETTING worse? No. They hit rock bottom like 5 years ago. You’re just NOW figuring this out???
Oh no. Imagine trying to use a map app, and you have to go to the gps coordinates of the maps location, in order to solve the geocaptcha.
It sounds stupid, but thats exactly why someone will do this. We live in the dumbest timeline.
you’re freely giving your login credentials to a random server, which we as a society decided was a bad idea.
Hey! I never agreed to that! I love playing fast and loose with internet security. You KNOW this about me! And I’ll stop giving my super secure password of Password1 to insecure servers when my heart stops beating.
I’m so confused. How would quoting someone’s words bully them? Maybe I’m not getting something. You’re talking like I say something on mastodon, you quote what I said, with me attributed to the quote, and that bullys me? Or am I missing something? I feel like I’m missing something.