… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well
It’s ok to punch Nazis
Not that accent
Yea, this crap is making it harder and harder to make jokes. It’s like someone installed a mod in the simulation that makes reality go bonkers.
Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”
Well yah, because the space laser didn’t work!
We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)
… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans
Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!
What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.
Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself
Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it
Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember
AXOLOTL COMBAT! Dundundundundndndn
This conspiracy theory is bullshit!
This is like, my favorite movie ever!
Yea, they take up too much funding that could be used for other orgs!
Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP