Sure, once, but that… Was a long time ago

Three Dick Butt? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up!

I believe this is how you know:

Cogito, ergo sum res venalis

• René Descartes

¿Por qué no los dos

That US individualism sure is paying off

Unless they have a tinge of the ginge in their fringe.

'Cause there’s no cock like horse cock

I feel like long attention spans would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long politians would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long legs would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long hair would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long lips would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long fingers would also help out in other facets of life.

A person pouring a flammable liquid should never also use an ignition source. If anything is spilt on you while pouring, it makes it much more likely you’ll catch on fire.

If lighting something small you could open, pour close with one hand, and then use your other hand to light.

Who’s a good boy! Falkor’s a good boy! Yes you are… Here’s another load.

Thier lesser known sibling was actually a pirate. It’s said that they were one of the most successful pirates ever having buried a vast amount of the treasure they’d acquired. They were always able find what they burried by leaving a signed symbol at the spot. Even though they never learnt to read or write, they’d sign everything with an ‘X’.

But then how would I look at my phone while using my Desktop.

I’ll need a dummy phone to doom scroll on.

568A, and I’m ready to fight!