§ 311.20 Sexual odor of swine.

(a) Carcasses of swine which give off a pronounced sexual odor shall be condemned.

(b) The meat of swine carcasses which give off a sexual odor less than pronounced may be passed for use in comminuted cooked meat food product or for rendering. Otherwise it shall be condemned.

I CONDEMN THEE, CUM SWINE!

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    3 days ago

    I simultaneously want to and don’t want to know what a “sexual odor of swine” smells like.

    It’s like when your good buddy says “hey smell this”, you never know what you’re in for, but you’re intrigued.

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      2 days ago

      It’s called taint.

      When you kill a sexually developed male pig they often release musk and sweat. So it smells like going into a room where a couple just did it.

      I used to raise Blue Butts (variety of pig) and have the butcher come once a year after auction to cut them up. The Musk smell isn’t that bad unless done in an enclosed area.

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        Yeah, I didn’t really find that especially disgusting. The smell is from a combination of a hormone and bacteria and it can be battled with vaccination. That said, it also doesn’t sound like it’s dangerous to eat or anything. 🤷

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    3 days ago

    Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.

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      As long as the sexy cop stripper doesn’t mind condemnation for their smell, I think it’s fine.

      That said, cops don’t do well with criticism.