I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab
I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab
This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.
Maybe he’s just living up to the username
Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering
I need it so I can player the newer games betterer
“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”
“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”
bad cop begins routine
“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”
”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you
“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill…
Just because he dummy thicc doesn’t mean he’s gonna bottom
There’s beans in them orbs
I can feel it in my jones (jean bones for you simple folk)
So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…
IT’S NOT TOO LATE
HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:
no read ಠ_ಠ
only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ
I, too, crave sauce without borders
Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral
It is because I already did
GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)