I’m really tempted to send that to a friend who will hate it a lot. I’m going to spend all day debating whether or not to do it.
Are you really their friend if they don’t see opening your messages as a game of psychological russian roulette?
I love both The Muppets and sick humor and don’t know what to do with this, either.
Do it
Do it! Lol
Jesus that’s bleak
Is this more or less fucked up than the more likely reality of a frog and a pig just not being able to have children? 🤔
More. Definitely more
First of all, it’s hard to pronounce if you don’t speak French. Second of all, it sounds bad if you do speak French. And lastly, it’s WAY less cute. It actually genuinely sounds disgusting now.
Downvote me. I don’t even care anymore.
How about “Mam’zelle Truie”?
mademoiselle cochese
Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.
Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.
Fraulein Frankfurter.
Chicharrónes are fried pork belly skin, no? Wouldn’t it be Cerda?
I said chicharrón, I meant chicarrón.
Because Kermit is already tired of her pork opines?
pork opines?
Wrong Muppet.
this post sounds like the setup to a joke but there’s no punchline
No, I mean it. She loves French. She always calls herself ‘moi’ and calls other people ‘vous.’
Because while she likes to sound French, she doesn’t actually know French.
That’s about the extent of her French, though.
