Jokes on you, I prefer not to talk about being straight. It is one of my least cool traits.
Wait, you’re not making your sexuality and gender your identity?
Loser.
Being straight is not woke bro. Get some dick fr fr no cap fam ong.
fr fr go woke or go broke
You got cool traits? Must be nice…
This is the future they left wants
Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism isn’t just a saying, it’s a lifestyle
No genders, no masters
Sally forth the Queerletariat!
Humanity is transient. If we go out by being queer and not having kids, it’s better than many of the other ways.
The gay apocalypse? The cockpocalypse!
That’s way more fun than zombies!
Isn’t this basically the exact thing that happened with the “mouse utopia” project?
If you’re in the USA you don’t have left anyway, it’s just right and extremely right
Nobody on the left wants crappy surveys
People lack of imagination is the problem. You’re a man into women, mark lesbian, woman into men, mark gay. Easy as that.
Who knew we were right all along back in middle school.
So, the L word really was lesbian. Nice!!
I feel persecuted; I’m shitting and cumming in fear.
Literally shitting cum rn
Better than cumming shit. UTIs abound.
This one’s easy just mark gay or bisexual
I don’t think that it’s forgotten I think it’s a great representation of flipping the roles around. Instead of leaving out LGBTQ+ they chose to have straight be the other this time.
Noooooo, my heterosexuality is being repressed! /s
tim pool is probably already making a video about it
I wonder if that was my Alma Mater. Transylvania University has an extremely high LGBTQ population. Like well over 30% of my freshman class back in '96
When you hire people for their gender and not their skill lmao
When you fail to read the fact that this is a survey from the RAs of a dorm and completely unrelated to a job
True, wasn’t paying attention
Also, which ones of these options are gender identities?
Ah, your masks are slipping
I wanna be hired to be a student at a university and live in the dorms! So far I’ve had to pay for all that stuff.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Don’t even have demiromantic though, smh my head
Watching the wheels turn when a straight person, upset by being forgotten, is told that this is what LGBTQ+ people are used to and have had to deal with for most of history.
chef’s kiss
Should be multiple choice tho. You can be gay and asexual. Homoromantic
Since it specifically says sexual orientation and not romantic orientation, I think asexual would be the correct answer in that situation.