I’m kidding here, but the similarities are odd. The weather is always between 70F and 85F all year round. The biggest threat to you on the island are apples. You shouldn’t eat the apples that grow on the island; the small green ones are poisonous. Oh, and it isn’t easy to immigrate there. It’s a place where only few people are allowed to reside. Oh, and did I mention the abundant variety of plants and animals on the island?

      • 7uWqKj@lemmy.world
        2·
        6 months ago

        User name checks out. Are you from Texas, or are you drunk, or both? Well, you’re forgiven because either would explain why you’d believe he could (if he existed).

        • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
          3·
          6 months ago

          I’m both, but apparently someone’s sarcasm detector needs calibration. Alternatively my sarcasm creator needs a bit of tweaking.

          I’m well aware that Doc Brown, Marty McFly, Bill, Ted, and The Doctor are the only people who can time travel.