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      1 year ago

      Breaking News: Malaysian officials ban fabulous cake.

      Anyone found baking or possessing kek lapis Sarawak may be caned and could receive a 3-20 year prison sentence, depending on how much of it they ate. Officials believe these intricately detailed and colorful cakes–which date back over 50 years–are part of a time-traveling gay agenda. More at 6.