return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 7 months agoFlorida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Firedjalopnik.comexternal-linkmessage-square162fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down14cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoThese idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them. If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year.
minus-squareShepherdPie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoJust so we’re clear, those cops were tested after that ordeal and had absolutely zero fentanyl in their system.
minus-squareSir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoAnd the tingling he felt was just piss running down his leg.
These idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them.
If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year.
Just so we’re clear, those cops were tested after that ordeal and had absolutely zero fentanyl in their system.
And the tingling he felt was just piss running down his leg.