Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
I like to tell dad jokes.
Sometimes, he laughs.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in the well?
He did not see that well.
Did you hear what happened to the cyber criminal?
She ransomware
I took the kids to Disney land, and when we got close the sign said Disney Land left so we turned around and went home
When driving past a cemetery: Did you know people who live in this town aren’t allowed to be burried there?
Why?
Because they’re still alive! They’re dying to get in though!Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Badum dum tish
My wife didn’t believe me when I said I built a car out of spaghetti and meatballs.
She was blown away when I drove pasta.
Geese fly in a vee to save energy. Do you know why one side of the vee is longer than the other?
There’s more geese on one side.
There is a community for that here.
I don’t get it
Hi don’t get it! I’m dad
Boooo, they said “I” not “I’m”