I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever
I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever
Dehydration was never an option
I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.
Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs
I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.
I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all
They put it back about an hour later
Well that was certainly a thing
Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers
KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…
George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
So embarrassing
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
Fluffy gorl