fuck it
just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text
i hate soup
fuck it
just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text
If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
doing a handstand
being good enough at archery to draw a crowd
performing archery with feet
Like, I’ll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.
This doesn’t look AI generated.
I’m in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.
Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag 🇰🇬
During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.
We all already knew it’s bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I’m not gonna fucking do that.
Anyways, someone sent the answer, “Led Zeppelin”, 1ms before me.
I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.
edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn’t matter if you don’t think about it too much
I’d rather not ask
get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back
I’m not scared of nuclear power
but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine
but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺
They do a similar thing with medication here in South Africa. Or, at least they used to. I haven’t seen many video ads in a very long time.
They can advertise Schedule 0 meds (aisle stuff) with pictures and a generic ad text, coincidentally also describing the type of medication they cannot advertise. The medications marked [S0] normally contain herbal or relatively safe ingredients.
And then they have the Schedule 1 and 2 medications which look comedically similar to their S0 counterparts
I think for schedule 1, I think they can advertise, but it’s OTC. Schedule 1 is stuff like, throat lozenges with benzocaine and other things that could potentially be dangerous, but you can only buy in small quantities.
Schedule 2, They are allowed to say if they have stock and apparently run discount promotions on them, but they cannot openly display images of the products. Stuff like ibuprofen, codeine, antihistamines, pseudoephedrine etc.
Example here:
clicks. co. za/brands/benylin †
Benylin for babies and losers
Benylin for the real deal hatman seekers
† (Sorry about the spaces, I don’t want to accidentally break any community rules nor let those cunts notice Lemmy traffic. Not advertising. Fuck Clicks. Fuck J&J. Cook your own meds in mum’s bathtub)
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
I think they’re waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences
why can’t I open this website
I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.
Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.
The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.
There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.
My dick fits into all of them
Seems pretty universal to me 😎
this is multidimensional wisdom
he brainwashed so many people
glad he’s neck deep in shit at the moment
but every time I see a headline with his name that doesn’t include some variation of “passes away at age”, my blood pressure rises a little bit.
Snort 50-60 grams of creatine
Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry
Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.
Do this daily and you won’t have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.