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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?
I believe the jury wasn’t even allowed to know about the “you’re fucked” inscription as it was deemed prejudicial. That cop had decided by the time he’s pointing his gun at you, “you’re fucked” but somehow that’s not relevant to the case of the innocent man he murdered.
Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
If it makes you feel any better, I liked your joke and even read it in raccoon hat kid’s voice.
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
First you must bring him a shrubbery!
Yeah! Fuck lawns!
Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?
That person seems to be underestimating how difficult it is to keep a pocketful of dust safe at the splash pad!
I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.
Agreed, and I would think XP was the stubbornly popular version. People were on there for years after end of support.
A large amount of people still clinging to Win 10 because the only other (Windows) option is upgrading to 11 doesn’t mean it’s “popular” so much as it means people want 11 even less than they wanted 10.
Indeed! But apparently he also like Burgermaster.
But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!
It’s very charitable of you to take time out of your busy astral projections to channel your professional opinion through the ether, doctor!
If X becomes XXX does he gain more power? The more times his favorite letter appears, the stronger his dipshittery becomes!
Oh how the tables have turned…
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220627-how-orange-juice-took-over-the-breakfast-table
“The innovation [of concentrated juice] arrived as Florida growers were dealing with cyclical, massive overproduction. The promise of a new way to make juice that could be kept frozen, then reconstituted in people’s homes, prompted them into even more production, however. They ramped up tree planting in the 1940s. The oranges went to frozen concentrate and eventually, to chilled juice, an industry term for the refrigerated product. If juice could be kept in stasis, held in waiting for a consumer’s glass, then the only problem was ramping up demand as much as possible.”
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“It had taken a few decades, but with the help of advertising and processing technology, the dumping ground for extra oranges was solidly ensconced as its own product, far outpacing oranges themselves in sales.”
And your health insurance!
The gay agenda’s got axes now?
Turning the frogs gay and then giving them axes!!
“…and when you’re a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything.”
New America