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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

It would definitely be over 9000!

Hey. Don’t blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

I got the gender lung, Pops

This is an adVANCEd meme

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Jamaica Fried Chicken sounds good

Me sweating in Texas right now: oh, 30 degrees sounds lovely.

Hey, Russian Warship, go fuck yourself.

I would assume their god would have saved them on their holy pilgrimage.

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.

Netanyahi should disband himself