I’d add something from my pocket and get a cigar box guitar. As a mediocre bass player I always wanted to learn guitar, but because I’m obviously too stupid and cumbersome to learn proper guitar, cigar boxes might be an option since it has only half the strings. Plus it looks and sounds cool as fuck. And would be nice thing to introduce my wife and kids to active music.
I never understood, why are they so popular among people with such a bad grass cutting abilities… People are weird!