Apple is probably not going to partner with anyone because they’re becoming the bank

One man’s slow realization that he actually just got extremely lucky.

This assumes you have no friends or family. OP, are you ok?

Nice article. I would love to see a more aggressive reduction in mortgage backed securities on the fed balance sheet as a targeted inflation measure to address the housing market.

We will find out after tech earnings. Specifically nvda. Place your bets now

In 50 years the fact that monetary policy is reviewed just a few times a year by a committee of few people who meet every now and then to scratch their heads and guess will seem so archaic. Advanced computational models will be analyzing an incomprehensible amount of data every nanosecond and making continuous fractional policy updates to keep everything smooth and calm.

Yeah right. In 50 years we’ll wish the fed, operating in exactly the same way as now except worse, had as much integrity and forsight as Powell and the gang did back in the early 20s…

It’s Friday motherfuckers

Old man at the top of the hill of this alley I live on drives his 2006 Toyota Camry at about 30 mph down the alley once a week, presumably when he runs out of beans and and American cheese. There are massive potholes that wreck his suspension every time. I keep waiting for the day his axel falls out the bottom of his fucking car, rear of the car sparking as he drags his ass to Walmart to go yell at some cashiers. He don’t give a fuck, man.

Red the week of 4th of July is unamerican.

Yessir

Today marks 3 years sober, boys. My move for today is to clock another 24 hrs.

Inflection AI, The Year-Old Startup Behind Chatbot Pi, Raises $1.3 Billion

“Once fully operational, Inflection’s new cluster will run 22,000 H100s.”

Street price of a single H100 is almost $50,000. 22,000 H100s is roughly a billion dollars in pure hardware. $1b handed straight to Nvidia from one stupid chatbot company that didn’t exist a year ago. Yeah, they’re gonna hit their $11b quarterly guide up. Bullish as fuck all.

Man, fuk bers

Imagine faking 95% of your users.

fortune: VCs weigh in on IRL debacle after fallen SoftBank-backed startup admits 95% of users were fake: ‘Inexcusable’