I’m in leeds and pay £30 a month for 1gig with virgin. You sould move house. Get better broadband.

I have the pixel 7, and I have found that not having any friends, and surfing the net on other devices really helps the battery to last 2 days!

Add a clipboard to make you look even more professionaller.

I demand to meet the puppy

Put on a suit; look semi-professional looking, go round and introduce yourself as the city’s puppy inspector.

That welfare budget is a load of of shit, too. If you have a look at the actual breakdown, most goes on housing (read: private landlords) and(!) pensions.

Some crafty fucker in the dwp had the genius idea of splitting up state and civil service pensions, placing civil service pensions under the welfare group to make the welfare bill higher. Out of the welfare budget I think only 5% of that goes on the unemployed. Out of that 5% only 1% of that 5% figure goes to the long term unemployed. (Being on the dole >6months). Yet they only bang on shit the feckless and workshy…

To confirm: yes

It was OK 20 years ago. Then I left, and it went to shit