Hipster would also tell everyone his biography and emphasize how much meeting that goat and the shepards on that specific mountain in Peru has changed his entire life.
Classic english for runaways.
Or Fennec.
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These “Baguettbrötchen” for crisping at home might work.
edit: nvm - most of them are quite short
edit2: They are sold either with 6 or with 4 buns in it. The 4 bun version is a bit longer.
What about crystal mett?