I came here to say this, glad I’m not alone. I’ll pretend to watch as they walk away, then rewind 10 minutes. I’m sure they hate it :)

judge: and now you have the money?

defendant: yes, this time it’s real

judge: for really reals?

defendant: for really reals

))<>((

well there goes my plans for thirstracks, beat to market

Also, flattop is an old style, if they ask “crew cut”? They mean short, same length all over (maybe with a taper or fade on the sides (gradual length from stubble low to desired length up high) but not the cigar butt. So be firm :)

Sounds like you want a flattop? In my limited exp. with the style, barbers expect you back you every 2-3 weeks.

So per other comments. "Hi, I’m overdue by a month, can you give me a flattop, # 2 / 1.5 on the sides, not skin?

Same, both points. The 3rd time it gave me a garbage answer, I could ask for what phrasing mistakes or assumptions I may be making leading to the bad output.

Doesn’t make the faces my boss does when asked the same thing.

When my meds and life are just right, everything is tight and aligned and organized and on time and happy. I think it’s both something I enjoy but also engage in when happy. As that balance starts to waiver, sometimes it is the obvious “I hate this routine is off” can be the “this is my happy routine and I hate that I have to alter or even do it less than ideally”

and yes, I know this is a starbucks :)

When I read this my brain immediately said “I am!” Sounded indignant too.

This is a bit over my head, but have you seen this answer? https://stackoverflow.com/a/43409682

From that link: “construct an ArrayList<Integer> from Calendar.SATURDAY and pass it to putExtra()”