Women are the same as the person who told you to be a lot of words in my mouth and I don’t really open up like this

That’s accurate.

I seriously think his decision to brand it “x” was to protect the name “twitter” from his unpopularity and inevitably devaluation of the platform.

First car was a 93 Carolla named the rockolla. Then an 87 Supra turbo that looked like it was straight out of mad max. That was Facemelter. Then I had Gump, the no runner (a 4runner that was always breaking down) and then the station dragon. My current car is Beyonce.

This is both comforting and incredibly morbid. Idk how to feel.

I’m Burt Reynolds.

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