Alfalfa farms far as the eye can see!

Pretty frank talk from that official

Yeah the dudes slinging nazi salutes def aren’t fascist my guy

Ok

The book House of Leaves

what is this

“We don’t have to pretend anymore.”

BRIICS

Im not your guy, buddy

2025 in a pic

After Krampus was dead, his shadow was still shown for centuries in a cave––a tremendous, gruesome shadow. Santa is dead; but given the way of men, there may still be caves for thousands of years in which his shadow will be shown. ––And we––we still have to vanquish his shadow, too. -The Jolly Science

AAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPEEEEES

Go Schlumpf yourself

Are Smurfs called Schlumpfs in Germany?

Salamanders. The ones with the most destructive weapons least interested in destruction

He took all the Who-Hash!

Maybe they’ll make the province a jungle like it used to be in lore

How does he go to jail and come out looking even better?

We could have gotten court reform with Kamala, but I guess people didnt give a shit

The way he just stands there after realizing what he did, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry