Sabata

I got that one figured out. I get to hide alone in the server room and only actually do a few hours of work when things are actually broken.
8/10-The pay is a bit crap and I have to wear pants.

Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria

Aw crap, it reads like a character sheet… Guess I’m binging this now.

The trauma of dad trying his best with 6th grade math homework he can’t actually do…

Too honest? I do sorta have my shit together currently, atleast.

My parents called me lazy and unmotivated when I didn’t have an executive position at Google right out of highschool wile also saying I’m wasting my life on computers.

Got a “life sucks, then you die” any time I had any problems.

I just want a low effort life where I can be cozy. I’d probably taste test another gun if my job was stressful.

People don’t want to pay for Disneyfied corpo slop that the HR department and advertisers signed off on. A public company lacks the soul to imbue into a creative project.

As someone who can not decide if 3 pixels of a motorcycle counts as a correct square, I need this add on.

If that fails, they can just say the MRI machine was the wrong color.

I mostly watch to see what features open source models will have in a few months.

I knew I would play this like a crack addict considering I put well over 1000 hours in Factorio, but was waiting for release. I slipped back to my 3am bedtime…

I streamed for 2 years and I got 5 viewers at once that one time my friend raided me. I’m not fit for human consumption.

They speed ran becoming an evil corporation.

A smart TV is not allowed on my property.

Senior Bribery Logistic Engineers*

They can’t automate the legal team yet.

The last thing you’ll ever need to pirate.

I appreciate them for the effort they put into bankrupting companies that make AAA corpo slop. Ubisoft could not have stopped Ubisoft without the help of Ubisoft. If were lucky EA could hop on board and bankrupt EA by acting like EA.

Dose he know we make fun of him every time he says the line?

I live in a small shithole town in Pennsylvania about an hour drive outside a major city and 15 minutes outside of a smaller city.

The liquor store a dollar store and a few tiny shops are within ~4k Big Macs(top to bottom length) away, but everywhere else needs a car. There is nothing in town other than a few small shops, everything else was closed long before my time.

It’s about a 15 minute drive to get to the next town over since all the stores are there. There is no other non car transportation infrastructure near by other than county buses that you shouldn’t use unarmed.

The nearest landmark of any cultural significance (outside of going into the city) is the empty field in Somerset county a few hours away.

Basically if I want something other than whiskey or bread, it’s a 15 minute drive. Still better than when I was still living with my parents because they were even further out from civilization.

Getting to the next closest state is about a 3 hours trip and I’m close to the border.

The company, which has contributed millions of dollars to the pro-Trump super PAC Make America Great Again Inc., did not respond to questions about the meetings.

Standard everyday bribe. Nothing to see here.