Excuse me, ma’am, I’m looking for a woman that looks just like you but is a redhead. Have you seen her?

“No…”

Damn. Okay. Thanks. gunman walks off, dissapointed

“Whew, glad I dyed my hair.”

“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

It’s a Trump quote. He said that little kids may only get two dolls instead of 30, and those two may cost a few dollars more.

Math books are going to get so complicated. “If Suzy, an 11 year old baby girl had enough money to buy 30 dolls, but then the price doubled due to tariffs, how many dolls can she buy now? Two, but they are a few dollars more.”

If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.

we’ll need to hold another election

It depends on how likely you think this is to happen, I guess. Trump stated in his campaign that if he is elected no one will ever need to vote again. He is now talking about there being ways he could have a third term. He may fail at his plan, but it seems he is planning to remain president for a long time. We saw what happened last time he lost an election, and he seems more brazen now than he was then.

Purr supply

“Stagnation is almost certain, and stagnation is slow-motion failure.”

This has some strong Ricky Bobby vibes, “If you ain’t first, you’re last.” I never have understood how companies are supposed to have unlimited growth. At some point when every human on earth that can use their service/product is already doing so, where else is there to go? Isn’t stagnation being almost certain just a reality of a finite world?

I had some crazy good barbecue in Tokyo.

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet. Tech bros reinventing things: https://youtu.be/3jhTnk3TCtc?si=kiOyTotsD4qwrTLH

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I hadn’t used it until the past weekend, but I wanted to go play some games at a nearby internet cafe, but didn’t want to sign onto any personal accounts while there. I downloaded the offline installers for a few of my GOG games to a USB flash drive, and took that with me. The games installed very easily and I was playing my games pretty quickly without having to sign into Steam on a computer I didn’t fully trust, and/or wait for the download. Going forward, if GOG and Steam have the same game, I will buy on GOG, and save the offline installer somewhere off their platform.

That’s the joke.

This sounds nice, but what is your actual proposal for how to spend $10,000?

“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”

the American healthcare wealthcare system

LemBizkit

Jason Shin ate an orange glued to a floor he paid 13.7 thousand pokemon cards for? Who? What? Why should I care?

This is not exactly answering the question asked, but I loved the album What It Is to Burn by Finch. If you could wear out CDs by playing them, I would have worn that one out. I bought their second album as soon as it came out without ever hearing a single song. I assumed I would love every song on the second album the same as the first. They had completely changed their style. It was maybe not awful, but it definitely wasn’t my style. I literally ended up using it under the leg of a wobbly table.

I heard “Through Glass” by Stone Sour, and I liked it so much that I bought the full album. That ended up being the only song of theirs I liked.