TBIs are a bitch

Everything is owned by like 10 companies. They all need to be busted up.

I was that more focused and productive person at two jobs. I answered customer emails at a bank and they actually had a meeting about me because my numbers were like 30-50% better than everyone else’s. They thought maybe I wasn’t actually DOING my work. I was, I was just good at it and quick at typing and copying and pasting and using templates. I streamlined all sorts of stuff to make my job easier. “How are you doing so many emails?!” “CTRL C and CTRL V and templates” “oh”

• lane assist
• adaptive cruise

What’re you gonna do, prove me wrong?

-Guy proved wrong

Yeah, well, you know… those landlords need more money for working so hard.

Libertarians: LALLALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

Stupidity, laziness, memes, twitter, AAVE

I’m so sick of everything being a “fit”. OUTFIT. Drip? Ugh.

NGL but I lowkey dont know TBH FR

What makes a snack lowkey?

My GF did extensive research before buying our new toaster because almost every single one seems to suck. She finally got an expensive one from SMEG. Nice name. How hard is it to make a toaster that doesn’t suck? They’re SO simple.

God, I love Dark Reader. I don’t know why anyone makes bright white websites.

“I’m so OCD”. You ARE obsessive compulsive disorder?

Yeah, you don’t say “I am diabetes/cancer/leprosy”.

Autocorrect has gotten worse and worse. I can transpose two letters and it won’t suggest the right word, but it’ll suggest the right word with an apostrophe and an S that makes no sense. It’s not wonder so many people think plurals need apos’trophe’s.

That’s a damn good price though.

This is so like… 2014