Well my good-faith arguments would be direct democracy (i.e. everyone votes on every change) or ranked choice, but that has its own problems. However, you didn’t say it has to be serious. So I suggest a system that locks a chimpanzee on LSD into a room with signs (options) and blinking lights. Chimp starts rolling and points to the blinky light he likes (or hates) either way, your government is operating far more efficiently than hairless apes doing something that is apparently too much work, and most are just as ill-informed as acid-chimp. I honestly think acid chimp accidentally gives you a better (albeit random) set of values than capitalism/democracy ever has.

Mmmm luau time! Poor piggies.

None of your business what I do with them!

And you thought Zika skeeters were spicy!

Would it help to have mental illness? Cause if so, I’ll dust off some of these old Rammstein CDs and meet you guys over there after I get more proficient.

Is this the original tracking software that can target things as small as drones?

More guns anyways… What? Nothing.

“anti-trump republican, what a joke”

Also true. We’re talking about 2 separate flooding events. One in the black sea region, and another in Montana. As well as several other major historical floods around the world, and yes, Christians use that to account for one world flood, but the much more likely answer is that this was fairly common as the ice age ended. And we can see that it has been fairly common. As the icedams broke that held back huge amounts of water, it tended to wipe out anything and everything in the area, and people would talk about it for generations.

Coincidentally, my kid would not.

See this is ridiculous to me, because I need the baby more than I need any of that shit. I get that accidents happen, and parent brain is weird, lack of sleep and all that. But it’s a lot easier to notice a car seat and baby not weighing down my arm, than it’s slightly more comfortable without my wallet.

“distracted driving is… Blah blah blah, yes I accept! Now get the fuck off my screen so I can choose between Rammstein and Tool.”

My mom wasn’t strong enough to beat me and I quickly got bigger than my step-dad, but the psychological and mental abuse was there. And now she questions why it don’t let her hang out with my son alone and will abruptly leave with him when I get even a whiff of it.

Edit: forgot my point, but yes, I too became a master liar.

Ahh ok I get it. That makes sense.

Eskimo bros?

Also, if you like that, then check out wellington paranormal. It’s a hilariously dry show about some new Zealand cops dealing with crazy paranormal shit. The balance between the dry wit and the ridiculousness of the situations is unmatched. It’s like Reno 911 meets the x-files.

Way to go super mainstream. Most of those are standard sitcoms with nothing really special about them. 30 rock is good because of how absurd they get with older business culture compared to contemporary ideals.

Community became too meta after season 2 and they leaned on that to their detriment.

The good place and Brooklyn 99 were both great sitcoms, with both kind of dealing with heavier elements, but in the end, they were just that. They’re great in their own right being infinitely rewatchable but they’re pretty basic sitcoms.

Scrubs was a great show as well, but it isn’t as rewatchable. They absolutely killed it on the final episode and then ruined it with 2 more seasons with a different cast.

Friends needs to stay in the time frame wence it came from. I don’t understand why it’s so popular with people who weren’t around when it came out.

How I met your mother was average at best. It was quotable but a background show while you surf the web.

The office and parks and recs was too similar and run of the mill. Both shows were wildly overrated. Like they were doing the “hint hint, nudge nudge” thing, but they were screaming “hint hint” in your face, and “nudging” you with a hand on the fist to put extra force into their elbow going into your ribs. It wasn’t nearly as subtle as people acted, and was mostly just annoying.

God damn, I thought I was the only one who appreciated that show! I loved the whole cast and it’s irreverent take on corporate evil. I loved how blatantly evil the company was. And Veronica just dealing with anything however she wanted. That show was too perfect for the world.

Too old to govern his own house. Let alone anybody else. I will die a happy man knowing I put my 6.5" in his granddaughters ass.