So, his actual name is Louie. In no particular order, he also goes by:
Louie
Lewis
Douglas Luis
Doug
Duggie
Duggie boy
Doog
Dooglarse
Dougie Howser MD
King Louie the XIV
Lewis Hamilton (but said in a French accent for some reason)
Handsome boy
Chuuchi boy
10°C = freezing? Oh, my sweet summer child.
Snooker is so ridiculously difficult. If I knock in a 9 break (red, black, red) I am so proud of myself. And yet I have played against guys who will knock in a 60 or 70 like it’s nothing.
A gas hob is so much better than an electric hob.
Oooh, I know this one…
Fuck all!
Fuck off mate
Oh no. Anyway…
What a handsome chap
Yeh, we’re still in prime Princess Diana season
Same. I have had to buy a Tile device so I can buzz my keys from my phone. Game changer.
Art of the deal, baby!
The country was founded on the principle that the primary role of government is to protect property from the majority
Brie, bacon, redcurrant jelly on a crusty baguette. Heaven.
Oh,you’re exceptional alright…
Keep it up, Greenlanders. Fuck these pricks!
You’re not a weirdo are you, SatansMaggotyCumFart?