Monkey paw: your account gets flagged and eventually you go to jail
I’m sorry… What?
For neurotypicals… Habits are automated processes? Brains have that function built in?
On some days, it feels like I have to breathe and blink manually.
Goddammit. This is so stupid… I love it.
I was surprised too, but I’ve also worked for companies that used hardware and software multiple generations behind…
Just start early. You’ll be ahead of the curve. There is no one left to look “cool” for.
You were cool all along, no matter what you wore.
This must be the only explanation. Even if you’ve heard it 100 times, that joke is so good that it should force a smirk at minimum.
Is that monospaced? I am both horrified and impressed.
This is exactly it. They don’t care about your post or you or anyone really. For them, it just feels good to bring down others.
Peep is superior in that he hasn’t been co-opted by white supremacists.
The one time I’ve been here, the sliders were really good, but the service was weird. They served some regulars before us and we got our sliders after ~20 minutes.
Maybe I am too spoiled by White Rose System in Highland Park?
I’m sorry, but you didn’t answer in the form of a question. Minus 3 bones.
We no longer wear any clothes that are hand-wash and lay flat to dry. It’s a family rule…
I didn’t believe you, so I looked up those cases. While there’s a little more nuance to the cases than your summaries, you are pretty spot on. We are all cursed with this disgraceful knowledge now.
Wow. That’s what I get for browsing ‘new’ and not paying attention. Thanks for being observant!
… son, and holy ghost…