Looks like a Pink Floyd album cover.
I am aghast at the thought of hot dogs in a can – and they’re made from chicken instead of beef!
Wow it’s smooth too; I was expecting it to look like a creepy old Clutch Cargo cartoon.
Dear [redacted]
Please stop boasting that you are powertool (?) powerful (?) powlfeel (?) powestu! (?) poweltu (?)
Merry/Happy Christmas and a happy new year
From [redacted]
If this was a game of Risk this would be the time to be piling up all your pieces in Alaska.
HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn’t eat that claiming that he didn’t see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.
Fuck Jeff.
The future could be a Mad Max-esque hellscape so while the people of the future may not look back on us fondly, they will look back on us enviously.
Clearly you’re not a choosy mom.