I just don’t know normal words.

As an ESL, I felt that in my bones. One time my boss asked me to get the pail to water the plants and my only exposure to that word had been the wailmer pail from the Pokémon games that I misremembered as a “whalepail”. It was awkward trying to explain why I was stumped.

That reminds me of when I tried mixing milk with orange juice because I saw it online. Then, I went into denial trying to keep it down because people wouldn’t just go on the internet and lie, right?

“And just like that, he left.”
“He what?!.. Did he say anything?”
“Nothing at all. He plopped the list on the ground and promptly walked out.”
“What a bloke.”

Like, ok, let’s try to breed the perfect person–fine. But do we have to kill everyone else? Why is genocide seemingly always on the agenda? Lol

I block assholes. It drives me up the wall when someone is disrespectful for no reason. I also dislike those who get unnecessarily aggressive on the first message because the previous comment doesn’t align with their views. I’ll usually set a boundary and let people correct their attitude. After that, I’ll block.

I’m also considering blocking those who make a hobby of subverting the previous comment by twisting people’s words and overloading them with something the person did not mean to say, but those are trickier.

Relevant

It’s also in Mean Girls 🤭

Funnily enough, as a kid I always associated shoplifting with women stealing cosmetics and once saw a woman run past me with a security guard chasing after her. It’s one of the only crimes I do associate primarily with women but only because of circumstance. Lol

2016
2020
2024! 🤞

I knew someone who got caught up in their pyramid marketing scheme. The prizes were some low quality shit. The watch they won got badly scratched and the wristband’s pin fell off the same day from regular use. It was pretty funny watching it disintegrate in real time.

You said it, so now “they” do. ;)

It doesn’t have to be free but come on.

I beg to differ! My degree was free for all intents and purposes, and no, it didn’t take away from the challenge or the quality of education. I cried blood tears in order to graduate but it was worth it.

They’re not dead center, so they’re ackshually diehard leftists, didn’t you get the memo? The left is trying to kill Trump! Clutch those pearls hard!

Oh, I know one place like that! It sounds like One Tan Ammo. Dang it, it’s on the tip of my tongue.

how all the vaccines have some chemical in it like bleach

Ohh, been there! But in my case, the kicker was that she then went off on a tangent on how her daughter was a medical doctor who “believes in all this science stuff” and how “the younger generations are more brainwashed”. Bruh.

Ohh wow. What a way to make a lifelong friend!

Right? I say let them keep the anchor offboard the sinking ship. Vance has been an embarrassment from the beginning and it’s funny to see them take his Ls.

That’s so clever!

How is it this close at all? xD

And with good reason. It didn’t help that Dubya was a sketchy sob!