Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

Are we just reposting boomer Facebook memes at this point? Maybe we can post something about the lack of work ethic of millennials and complain about transgenders in sports. You know what I hate? Taxes. Anyway, gotta go spread syphilis to the rest of The Villages.

As an accountant, I assure you that I advised the stakeholder about the risks and possible outcomes of their actions first. I’m out of it now, but working for privately owned small to midsize businesses was a trip…

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

Unfortunately, he didn’t get the humor of Conan nor the artistic ability of Tarantino. Just the hairdo of Conan and a foot fetish.

Fibonacci strikes again!

Yup, I gave up my 70 hour work weeks. My 50 hour weeks grew my salary and position, then my 60 hour weeks put me in charge of massive projects, which drove me to 70 hours during a couple ERP implementations. I took a paycut overall, but now I work 40 hours.

For a meager $18000/year with copays and premiums. Murica!

Sega does what nintendon’t…allow their employees to legally organize without employing union busting tactics.

This is the scariest tool that I have used. A table saw is incredibly dangerous, but it’s predictable and proper safety protocols will keep you safe. An angle grinder with a cutoff wheel can become shrapnel in an instant…

Exercise is what helped me. I tried kayaking, found it to be nice but a lot of overhead. So cycling became a passion. Cover a lot of ground, see nature, get a lot of perspective, release endorphins in a healthy way. I did both road cycling and mountain biking.

It basically saved me from some dark times. I have a young child now, so on a hiatus, but will be back to it once she is old enough to go on rides.

As a longtime Monkey Island game connoisseur, this system requires more pulleys.

I, uhh, wish it was missing.

But the other professions don’t need to defend themselves against blatant racism and abuse of power. “This is a dangerous profession, which is why we shot an unarmed black teenager 117 times.”

That’s just your body getting rid of toxins, readying itself for an influx of toxins.

“Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump” - They Might Be Giants

Damn felinnials!

Birds these days don’t want to work! Damn Gull-Zers.

yes, affirmative