all these tickets I’ve been writing have been going into a paper shredder

Try submitting tickets online. Physical mail is slower and more expensive.

It’s a solvable problem with larger context buffers, but the resource requirements grow exponentially.

AI-based romantic companions, sexting, and phone-sex are going to be huge if they aren’t already. It’s like “Her”, because we live in a Black Mirror episode.

It has the same energy as upper management firing their IT staff because “our systems are running fine, why do we need to keep paying them?”

It’s funny how some cats will constantly enter your personal space but act so offended when they want to be alone. God forbid I try to pet her when she doesn’t want to be touched, but she shoves her head under my hands while I’m doing something else.

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kill -9 (from another session)

If I can’t kill the child process, I kill its parent and go on with my life.

The return of Ceiling Cat

I put what I’m looking for into DDG and then click the first result. 30% of the time it’s PH, and 30% of the time it’s Xvideos.

So they were starving the birds? Kinda messed up.

I’d vote for them.

And yet it’s somehow not enough in this case.

XKCD #2347

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The lying is unacceptable, but either they hire temporary workers to obsolete themselves, or they force tenured people to obsolete themselves.

Just wait until it becomes convenient for Trump to turn on them. Then his supporters will try to hang them.

Damn, I miss Tumblr…

That’s not a problem with the cat, that’s either a problem with the owner (for not socializing them properly) or a problem with you (for ignoring their requests to be left alone).

What would have stopped them from just collecting the data in their own stores, and then developed the tech?

I won’t pretend that Amazon avoided that due to ethical concerns, but doing that would have almost the exact same ethical concerns.

It’s a distro that only cool people know about. I’m sorry you had to find out this way.