still hard. most projects still CDN online instead of packaging into a single application.

it’s one of the most infuriating things about self-hosting. so I made my own self-hosted CDN and have rewrite rules that replace most public cdb domains and reroute them to my own local.

it would be great if I could just have something in the middle that would download once and cache locally on request, but it’s effort that would be taken from my time afk.

you know what else is illegal?

• sending 500 Marines to quell a civil protest
• deputizing police as ICE agents
• yanking American citizens out of their homes because they aren’t white enough
• sending Americans to a foreign prison system without trial

I don’t give a flying fuck what they think is illegal anymore since none of them give a shit about the rule of law anymore.

where would they poop?

I installed a new floating floor in a family members trailer and had to replace some of the subfloor where there was rotting and water damage.

I guess one of the cats decided to crawl in when I was cutting the replacement and got shut up in the floor joist cavity.

hours later they called me and said they heard meowing coming from the floor and had a missing cat. they asked what they should do. I told them they could tear up the floor again, crawl under the trailer, or let the the little idiot starve.

they crawled under the trailer.

before you get upset about the last option, I made it in jest but I did tell them to lock up all their pets because something like that would happen.

in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

I would love to hangout with myself. I’m quiet, calm, and introspective IRL.

I don’t have any friends because I’m disappointed in people my own age. I’d hang out with people 20-30 years older than me, but they’re all dead soooo…

I wouldn’t trust a foil bag to do anything 100%.

the only 100% way to not be caught is not bring it.

it also provides an alibi. “see, my phone was here all day long.”

sounds like a good reason to target any helicopters flying overhead with green lasers.

no.

the answer is always, no.

yes, that’s why it’s been down for this long…

technically you don’t stop being anything when you die except for alive.

asshole when you’re alive? asshole when you’re dead.

you do lose the ability to be anything but that after you doe though.

at least until you’re forgotten… which he did solidify his place in history as one of the weakest bitches in post cold war Russian history.

have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?

just pretend you’re dead and she might go away.

edit:

pick a niche and post all about that.

personally I’ve been looking at the open slot for memes that secretly have penises hidden in them.

right?? just let them fall into an unsuspecting feeling that they’re about to meet their tax accountant and when the doors open, BAM! full cavity search by TSA followed by low powered lasers in their eyes and some roasty toasty via flame throwers.

they’ll run straight to the water feature, which, unknown to them, is filled with sharks.

that’ll teach those Mormons from knocking on my door!

bossa nova jazz.

I want the people to be relaxed and unsuspecting of the lazers, sharks, flame throwers and TSA agents they are about to experience.

unsuspecting screams are so much better to enjoy than the suspecting ones. I think it’s the surprise.

“unforseen hardware failure”

somebody didn’t check their backups!

well that’s poor planning and why bots are such a problem.

I know CSRF tokens aren’t a silver bullet, but doing nothing to stop them does nothing to stop them.