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Ba-dum-tssss!
A mentally ill Black Australian doing his best to make people laugh…
Ba-dum-tssss!
If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…
i want that fucken purse
Jesus…I guess in their eyes…
…(•_•)…
…( •_•)>⌐■-■…
…(⌐■_■)…
The game was rigged from the start…
“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”
Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?
“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”
I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.
Absolutely magnificent!
At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.
Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!
Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?
Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?
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I for one would like to try this “nuclear fish”…preferably crumbed, deep fried and doused in lemon juice. With a serve of fries.
“SNIFF!!”
Ah, I love the smell of fresh tanks in the morning! Its metallic!
Anyone else foresee a “Microsoft VS Disney Power Games” style thing coming soon? Since MS is practically buying game companies like no tomorrow…
You folks wanna start a fight?
Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.
Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.
Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…
I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge…
Oh no! I seemed to have misplaced my cyanide pills that dissolve in cocktails and leave no sign of visible contamination! Wait why are there a large amount of land- er, I mean “house providers” slumped over the tables and ground and showing no pulse?
EDIT: /s
Nah, someone got a fire sale going on.
MEOW MOTHERFUCKER!