Don’t rub his belly, it’s a trap

Or maybe he figured he could molest more children

I’ll give you 3 guesses, starts with “P”

There is no spoon

The US where they wanna drill, baby, drill?

Ha ha

“Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker”

Who farted?

“It is what it is” is what my boss says when he wants me to shut up

I prefer the 7 Seconds version

Was she counting money when she said that?

So hyped for the remaster

Jokes on him I’m never getting one

Tell him he isn’t allowed to grab a beer from the fridge

Enjoy it while you can

DOGE gonna cut this waste?

And it will have spiders

But what about 8?

Of course they did

Mark Zuckerberg carries a bag of his own farts and makes his wife smell them every hour