That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Of course, that’s what estrogen does.

Save the earth

Do coke

Finally some good fucking news.

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.

More like pootato

That’s such a classic, perfect joke.

Did the app just update and change how this is done? I don’t know how to switch accounts any more.

EDIT: Figured it out. Tap and hold on your profile name in the bottom centre of the screen.

Maybe they’ve just got an ugly baby.

I’ve been at my job for six years. I took my salary from six years ago and put it into an inflation calculator and even with all the paltry 2-4% annual raises I’ve been getting I’m effectively being paid less now than I used to be.

Agreed. I thought tapping on the comments themselves would mark them as read.

That’s it. Thanks!

Curse you, I was just about to upload this. My spirits are crushed and my dreams are ruined!

Elon Musk will be a lot poorer five years from now, and that makes me happy.

Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.

Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.

In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.

Bug to report. Somehow this comment, and only this one from you, is forever Unread and I can’t get rid of the lil red (1) badge on the notification bell in the bottom right of my screen.

Hm, replying to you finally marked it as ‘read’

Just kidding, thank you.

I still can’t figure it out.

I do love Wikipedia but also wonder how many incorrect facts I’m carrying around in my brain.