I’m mildly perturbed at best, where’s our headline.

She’s clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It’s as plain as the visor on my face.

When I was a kid we still recorded stuff off the radio and copied our zx spectrum games on the family hi-fi. I’d say good times but it’s so much better now I can pirate everything in great quality from teh interwebs.

Just sail the high seas. If you’ve bought it already then jesus won’t be mad.

That and varicose veins.

What you don’t want your food cold and stale and delivered in a week and a half?

Somewhat but I could be happier.

It’s far from pointless, these large companies hire psychologists to help them with the layouts of their shops. They tend to move staples around so people have to look around for them increasing the chances they’ll spot something they don’t need but will buybon an impulse. I used to work for one of the largest supermarket chains in the uk, they have an empty store that they use just for planning the layout of goods. Alot of time and money goes into these decisions.

No its definitely a dog.

I can’t wait for brentrance or maybe brenetration?

It was a vain attempt at humour.

I live in Scotland it’s so damp that you can’t start a fire with fire let alone a cigarette butt.

The worst thing about social networks is the people. Maybe we could just use ai to generate every response, fine tuned to the kind of conversation you specifically want. Yeah that’ll fix it.

Tshh it’s when you rape a statue silly.

Obviously she said ‘only if I can sit on your face’ seriously have you seen that schnozz.

At least masturbation has an obvious end point.

I wanted to be a holy fool but I’m an atheist so fool it is.

Unfortunately the Netflix app on the meta quest hasn’t been updated for an incredibly long time, I think it was John carmack who made it. The video is a very poor resolution. The amazon prime app when it works is a much better experience. Watching movies in vr is very doable now, the quest 2 with a halo strap and some counterweight is comfortable enough to wear for several hours. I wouldn’t watch it instead of my tv but it’s handy for when I’m not at home.

Jesus wept, is it a trope that black people are late? I’ve never heard that before, extremely bizarre.

It’s the first from soft game that I’ve played and I’ve never been happier or more frustrated playing anything before.