CRAB CHAMPIONS

I bet he’ll get a GoFundMe up and running in no time to get supported by a bunch of other whackjobs.

This for sure. I really enjoy what I do (I’m the lead coffee roaster for a decently-sized company). My direct boss is a wonderful human and knows how to manage people properly. Most of his power was taken away by his boss who has no people skills whatsoever and thinks he’s the smartest person in the room when it comes to operations and “efficiency”. If my boss ever leaves I’ll have to work under this douche. This guy has dismantled a lot of the systems put in place to run our order fulfillment with speed and accuracy that my boss had created. It’s so infuriating to watch. His power and authority is unchecked, and the owner relies on him so much because the owner is just the face of the company. I keep on looking for something else but my job is not the most common one out there, and I don’t want to work for a company that sends out shitty-ass, low quality stuff.

For the pope I’d be concerned if he didn’t support harboring sexual abuse.

Send them to Mar-A-Lago please.

Now we’re talkin’

Figma what?

Oh so sorry to hear about your Swasticars that passed away. Here’s five big booms.

Just imagine what would happen if the tables were turned.

Thoughts and prayers

I can guess whose blood the police prefer.

In a recent Astrum video the host was talking about the state of the Earth in the upcoming millions of years. The Earth’s crust is always reshaping. We just don’t see it because our time here is so short. After we as humans are gone every thing we’ve done as a civilisation will be covered over under layers of new crust. Buildings will fall, the toxic mess will be settled, some life will continue after us, and new forms of life may arise. Thinking in that grander scale, nothing we do really matters. All we can do is try to not be shitty assholes within the ocean of shitty assholes around us. We’ll all end up under a compacted layer of new Earth crust and eventually be swallowed up by our own sun. And that thought makes me feel calm.

Summer of 69 tons of fat and greasy rags

Baths are the best. I’ve taken one almost every night for many years, and bath snacks are a good combination.

yum

I didn’t think anyone else knew about Menara. It’s so good, and no other game has made me laugh that hard.

I really enjoy the multi-use card mechanic in The Bloody Inn amongst plenty other games. Each card can possibly used in 4 or more different ways; You just have to choose how you want to use them.

Get rekt

Just make sure to also raid the White House. Then you’ll get a pardon.

I did that yesterday and my partner was like lolwut. Turned out fine.